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About Me

Who are you? My name is Eric Smith, and I am a student at Columbia University in the Class of 2010. I attended Towanda Junior/Senior High School in Towanda, Pennsylvania. But you probably already knew that. I play the trumpet and I occasionally “dabble” in other hobbies that I usually forget about later. Also, I enjoy the music of They Might Be Giants and Blue Man Group as well as various alternative or British bands and techno artists. Lastly, I enjoy wasting vast amounts of time on things like this website.

Kronokora? What the flaming heck? Short answer: Every other name I thought of sounded really stupid.

Why is this website so empty? I dunno. One’s website is probably a reflection of one’s mind. 

What is your AOL Instant Messenger screen name? Why, it’s “Kronokora,” of course. Not that I ever use it.

Where can I find a paperback copy of Bob Fendelstein’s best-selling novel, My Life with Cheese? I have no idea. Why do you ask so many questions?

Why are these questions so lame? See above answer.

Why should I care about any of this? That’s a good question. Hey, you came to my website, didn’t you?

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